Agent Blackwater couldn’t keep his eyes off his partner as she attempted to open the compartment which had been hurtling through our solar system only twenty minutes prior. And now, by sheer chance, it had crash-landed on Earth and found its way into the capable hands of Agent Shelley-Cooper, whose left hand now wore the … Continue reading Join Us
I've made it this far - you tell yourself as you are telling yourself the story of your life - out on the highway, on the make, with two toasters and twelve knife sets left to sell. Wandering in dustbowls and canyons with rattlesnakes before your feet and the banditos at your spur'd heels. No, … Continue reading Onement of the Teleman
I found myself like a man who constructs a box without ever looking inside, who carves each detail as I cornered each aspect of my essence - and then with the project complete opens that box and finds nothing therein.
This happened a long time ago up a mountain. This mountain was renamed after a long dead despot, of which this mountain's country has had many, but before that it was called Rezsita. On Rezsita there lived a woman named Olivena who thought long about how so much depended on the last carrot come winter. … Continue reading Up up on there
G, I've thought about what I said to you in your car and I still mean it - but I am frustrated. I didn't say some things which I wished I had and the words I did say came out mixed up. I was nervous. You have always made me nervous but it is a … Continue reading a text I wanted to letter
To Marina and Toni I wasn't the type of fella to believe in karma or meditation or what have you, a bit too oriental for my taste. But I heard something the other day which had me thinking. I'm not saying I've shaved my head, or grown real fond of flaming orange and ringing gongs. … Continue reading Karma Shawarma