PR4NC3

<- The Prince retrieved his phone again and looked through the messages from Ron Jeremy. [Make $800 a day from your house!] "Yes, THANK YOU INTERNET GOD," he shouted as he spammed the button. Nothing happened. "I am not making $800!" the Prince shouted He frantically checked his pockets and ripped off his clothes but … Continue reading PR4NC3

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PR3NC3

<- "What a magical evening," the Prince exclaimed. Candy still lay on the bed suitability ravished, that is thanks to the secret 'Ron Jeremy' trick. He checked his phone for the time, more offers from Ron Jeremy. Who was this illusive benefactor? This would have to wait however. "I must be off, I have my … Continue reading PR3NC3

PR2NC3

<- The Mercedes or the Lamborghini? Life presented the Prince of Nigeria with hard alternatives often. Deciding not to be appear to boastful he wisely choose the Mercedes. Needless to say the Prince didn't know how to drive, but his driver was more than pleased to drive his cars for him. He hopped into the … Continue reading PR2NC3