My habits fit the creed perfectly.
I regularly watch inspirational video’s of Neil Gaiman.
Never give up on your dreams.
My passions are in tune perfectly,
I routinely bleed on my brand new Hemmingway-brand typewriter.
Show don’t tell.
My technique is flawless.
I have 1,237 words that I can substitute for the word ‘said’
Only ever use said, idiot.
I specialize in writing pieces about writing itself.
(What do I even write about other than writing?)
A snake that eats it’s tail,
I am a writer
(and/or an idiot?)